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If VODKA was water and i was a DUCK id swim to the bottom and never come up.. but VODKA`s not water and I`m Not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f*ck up..

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DAMN!! LOL

SHOUTING AT VIDEO GAMES WHEN YOU DIE :]

LIKE if you know someone who needs a smack in the face with a shovel

I will do anything humanly possible to reach the remote without getting up.

Dear Girls, If a guy pauses a video game just to text u back....marry him.

Stop whinning, start Vining

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i dont know my friends address but i know exactly where their house is! :)

if sleeping was a sport i would win gold in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

sitting in a exam and all you can think of is song lyrics :|

*Wake up in middle of night, look at clock* yes I still have time to sleep.

That one mood where you cant figure out whats wrong or bothering you =/
Dear Gaming, Wii are you doing this to me. I never Nintendo hurt your feelings. This X-Box is an addictive drug Yours, H. PS3: I love u.

If their explanation is unusually long, they're lying. As simple as that.

If everything in life had a point, there'd be no place to sit.

Moments.gif | Memories.ppt | Secrets.rar | Complains.docx | Celebrations.avi | Failures.xls | Relationships.temp | Regrets.pdf | Life.exe

That awkward moment when the laptop screen is brighter than your future.

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Broccoli: I m not happy with my looks...I look like a tree. Walnut: and I look like a brain! :/ Mushroom: that"s not too bad... I look like an umbrella..Banana: can we please change the topic!! =DX_X Dear Children, When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster. Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold. One leg out, perfect, until the awkward moment when the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it. Before i go to sleep, I start imagining stuff that i would like to happen. Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM. human giraffe sits in front of you. Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes. When i was little i used to close the fridge door really slowly just to see when the light went out :)

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