*Uh...* *What?* *Well... didnt you wear those jeans and that shirt, like, 2 days ago? O.o* *Oh, yeah. Thats because my family has this miraculous invention called a washing machine.*


DAMN!! LOL

SHOUTING AT VIDEO GAMES WHEN YOU DIE :]


LIKE if you know someone who needs a smack in the face with a shovel


I will do anything humanly possible to reach the remote without getting up.



Dear Girls, If a guy pauses a video game just to text u back....marry him.