Harry: I can talk to snakes Ron: Yeah well Dumbledore gave me his magic lighter Harry: I have an invisibility cloak Ron: I have parents Harry: I banged your sister Ron: ......


DAMN!! LOL

SHOUTING AT VIDEO GAMES WHEN YOU DIE :]


LIKE if you know someone who needs a smack in the face with a shovel


I will do anything humanly possible to reach the remote without getting up.



Dear Girls, If a guy pauses a video game just to text u back....marry him.