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My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. As she was leaving, she yelled "You need to grow up!". I don`t know what has gotten into her. It`s probably

Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie..

The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

Moonwalking into jail, because you`re a smooth criminal.

Nobody is as patient as Ted Mosby`s children.

I went to a sandwich place and they asked me to write my name down for when it was ready. I wrote "Lord Voldemort" and the cashier said "The sandwich of the one who shall not be named is ready "


When you use your imagination, you can do anything - SpongeBob

Me: I am a Ninja Samantha: No youre not. Me: Did you just see me do that? Samantha: Do what? Me: Exactly.


Dear girls making kissy faces on Facebook, Theres a reason we close our eyes when we kiss. Sincerely, Boys.


Dear MTV, I was wondering if I could get my "M" back, you know, since you arent using it. Sincerely, _usic


80 year old man: My 28 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor? Doctor: Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and... BANG... The lion drops dead! Old man: Thats impossible; someone else must have shot the lion.... Doctor: MY POINT EXACTLY!


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DAMN!! LOL

SHOUTING AT VIDEO GAMES WHEN YOU DIE :]


LIKE if you know someone who needs a smack in the face with a shovel


I will do anything humanly possible to reach the remote without getting up.



Dear Girls, If a guy pauses a video game just to text u back....marry him.

Stop whinning, start Vining

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i dont know my friends address but i know exactly where their house is! :)

if sleeping was a sport i would win gold in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

sitting in a exam and all you can think of is song lyrics :|

*Wake up in middle of night, look at clock* yes I still have time to sleep.

That one mood where you cant figure out whats wrong or bothering you =/
Dear Gaming, Wii are you doing this to me. I never Nintendo hurt your feelings. This X-Box is an addictive drug Yours, H. PS3: I love u.

If their explanation is unusually long, they're lying. As simple as that.

If everything in life had a point, there'd be no place to sit.

Moments.gif | Memories.ppt | Secrets.rar | Complains.docx | Celebrations.avi | Failures.xls | Relationships.temp | Regrets.pdf | Life.exe

That awkward moment when the laptop screen is brighter than your future.

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Broccoli: I m not happy with my looks...I look like a tree. Walnut: and I look like a brain! :/ Mushroom: that"s not too bad... I look like an umbrella..Banana: can we please change the topic!! =DX_X Dear Children, When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster. Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold. One leg out, perfect, until the awkward moment when the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it. Before i go to sleep, I start imagining stuff that i would like to happen. Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM. human giraffe sits in front of you. Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes. When i was little i used to close the fridge door really slowly just to see when the light went out :)

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